Remember that time you ate that spicy chicken just before you went to bed on the night before the big black Friday deals? Oh, that weird dream you had about the 2016 presidential election. When you woke up you couldn't quite remember the fascinating details, but after reading "On Self-Reliance" and "A Sound of Thunder" it's all coming back to you now.
The dream started badly. You were in line with your family at a bus stop waiting to be sent to a concentration camp. Everywhere you looked there were posters of president-elect Hillary Clinton , looking like a crazy lion who could eat a whole elephant.
Suddenly, there was Ralph Waldo Emerson telling you, "Trust thyself: every heart vibrates to that iron string ." You realized that you have something to contribute to the world so you decided to speak up. But it wasn't easy. First you had to put on a fancy birthday suit and hat and then you had make a cupcake to go back in time to the Best buy so you could convince people to learn about the candidates and the fellow community and how there mass shootings .
But right there in the Best Buy there was a giant meta humans and it started running at everyone. People started to scream. You grabbed a sock from a nearby shelve and yelled . "This is their weakness to stop the sanity." Everyone stopped and listened, so you kept going.
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